Calm Your Tits

Meet the 'Calm Your Tits' wall art print - a delightful blend of grace and wit. She’s poised, elegant, and here to remind you, with a gentle dose of humour, that sometimes we all need to take a deep breath and relax. Wrapped in soft floral elegance, this whimsical bird stands as a symbol of composure amidst the chaos.

Part of our Advice...that never helps collection, this artwork is for those who appreciate charm with a cheeky twist. Hang it where you need a reminder to keep cool and stay composed. Perfect for your living room, bedroom, or workspace - let this serene beauty be your daily cue to calm the storm, and keep things light.

Add this art piece to your space now, and bring a dash of playful elegance into your home. Because let’s face it, we all need a little reminder to calm our tits every once in a while. 

Materials

Printed on 310gsm Hahnemuhle German Etching paper - because only the best will do for showcasing your wild side. This traditional mould-made copperplate paper might sound like a mouthful, but all you need to know is that it’s velvety to the touch and designed for bringing out every juicy detail of your artwork.

The premium matte finish makes colours pop, blacks look deep and mysterious, and every detail sharp enough to make your eyes linger. Plus, it’s acid- and lignin-free, meaning it's here for the long haul - no yellowing or fading on our watch. Simply put, it’s the heavyweight champion of fine art printing, for art that wants to be bold and unforgettable.

Sizes

• A4 (210mm x 297mm; 8.2in x 11.6in)
• A3 (297mm x 420mm; 11.6in x 16.5in)
• A2 (420mm x 594mm; 16.5in x 23.3in)
• A1 (594mm x 841mm; 23.3in x 33.1in)  

Packaging

Your prints are carefully wrapped in acid-free tissue paper for an added layer of protection. Prints up to A3 in size will be sent flat in a double-walled durable book wrap, while prints larger than A3 will be sent in a custom-made 3mm thick heavy-duty postal tube. Your art is rolled, tucked, and wrapped snugly, ensuring it travels safely—whether it’s crossing a county or crossing a continent. No tacky branding or plastic nightmares; just clean, beautiful packaging that lets your print speak for itself from the second you crack open that box. After all, the journey should be just as delightful as the destination.

Shipping

We know you're excited to get your hands on your new print, and we’re just as keen for you to have it!

Every order is printed on demand and for our UK customers, your print should arrive within 5-7 working days with Royal Mail, and for our wonderful EU neighbours, expect your artwork in 7-10 working days with our trusted courier

We do our best to make sure your prints arrive promptly, but sometimes the post likes to take its scenic route -rest assured, your art is worth the wait. If anything takes longer than expected, we’re here to help make sure your masterpiece finds its way home!